Part Five: The head has a cunning plan

 Later that day, the headmaster had a dangerous thought. Although he didn’t particularly hold with the whole concept of danger, it took him as being a good way to have this investigation malarkey over with once and for all. Indeed, when he thought about it some more, he realised that there needn’t be any danger at all. The idea was this: If you want something doing properly, do it yourself. Or rather, get someone else to do it for you. There was one thing the head knew helped make for a successful career, and that was delegation. Anyway, he would get someone to investigate the incident for him, but he would be in complete control. All he had to do now was find a willing mug…ahem…volunteer.